There will be a delay of several days before the next post here, as I will be busy.
I'm logging the channel though, so will try to catch up before the end of next week.

gemma> no one awake at this early hour of the morning
George[Cz]> Yeah.
gemma> no non sense debates to wake me
George[Cz]> I'm up early this time.
gemma> okay
gemma> you obviously arent discussed the solical policital and economic structure of various ountries then
George[Cz]> Umm ... what?

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spog> hi Wibble
* X sets mode: +o Wibble
* Wibble sets mode: +b spog!*@*
* spog was kicked by Wibble (banned: Running a seen script yet again)
+Monte_SS> LOL never learns

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MoRyArTy> plz
+Monte_SS> OK
+Monte_SS> Since you asked nicely

+kath5> thats a nice friendly nic u have there skullcrusher
+kath5> sorta sweet

Che_Guevara> Halt, troll!... prepare to be vanquished!!!
* +Soyburg puts on his invisibility cloak
+Zanatos`> thow a goat at him
* +Soyburg skillfully dodges the goat
+Soyburg> there goes my lunch :(((
+kath5> see u are dealing with an ex goalie there Zanatos`
+Zanatos`> dont play with your food Soyburg
Che_Guevara> but I shall still vanquish thee!
+Soyburg> eh, Zanatos`, I was about to accuse you of doing just that :)
+kath5> marginally better than a chair so he says
+Soyburg> Thou shalt not get the better of me Che_Guevara!
Che_Guevara> *flashes his sword*
+Zanatos`> smite him, sooyburg
+Soyburg> marginally seems to be the right word :)
* +kath5 sits and watches the duel to the death
* +Soyburg switches on the giant electrical magnet, hidden underneath the bridge (yeah I am geeky troll) and watches Che_Guevara's sword go by...
+kath5> underhand methods there Soyburg
+Soyburg> Yes, but that's in good troll spirit.
Che_Guevara> ha! your magnet is no match for my longbow, you fiend!
+kath5> hehe
* +Soyburg hurls the +1 goat of shadows at Che_Guevara and plugs his ears
+Soyburg> Incoming!!!!!
Che_Guevara> goat of shadows +1... yummie
+Soyburg> Heh! You're not supposed to grill it, Che_Guevara!!!
+Soyburg> Unfaaaaiiir!!!!
+Soyburg> That was my goat!
Che_Guevara> my dinner now
* +kath5 is getting a bit worried about this poor goat
* +Soyburg gets underneath the bridge and settles into a sulky mood.

+Soyburg> Maybe the Netherlands is a seperate country underneath Holland?
+Soyburg> Or would that be the Netherworld?

+Soyburg> I never played it myself.
+Soyburg> well that's not exactly accurate.
+Soyburg> I was usually picked last in school, and had to watch the goal.
+Soyburg> because I was better than a chair would have been.

+Zanatos`> space...in wrong position...typing... bad.. (kirk'esk)

AngeL^F> is anyone here who like cypriot people;
@Cycrow> i've never tryed them
@Cycrow> what they taste like?

* @Nikina relinquishes her mental hold on Benway slightly
* @Benway slumps
@arryana> oh man
@arryana> a mental hold on benway is like a vicegrip on water

+Meerkat> jeez, i just said i missed you, not that i lived and breathed ya
+TheBigYin> i saw it in yer eyes

+Meerkat> i just realised
+Meerkat> the bloke i'm trying to help hold his nick
+Meerkat> hes' gone for a week :/
@Benway> I read that SO wrong

+TheBigYin> i must have misundersootd your accent, i was sure you said 'take off my clothes'
@arryana> no, she said, "dont look at those"

+Monte_SS> EVENING
* +Monte_SS cries
George-Cz> Early dude
George-Cz> 1:50am
George-Cz> I'm gonna cry!!
+Monte_SS> I AM crying
+Monte_SS> SO dont steal me moment
George-Cz> Yo, I'm makin' it my moment!
+Monte_SS> Im punching you in the face until you stop breathing....back to my moment!
George-Cz> Your moment passed ... see it? There it goers, right over there!
+Monte_SS> No it didnt
George-Cz> It even stopped, asking for directions
+Monte_SS> Your moment passed when you stopped breathing
George-Cz> Nah, thats when your fate was sealed, and mine almost was
George-Cz> You have no moment ... take a moment, think that through.
+Monte_SS> Having taken my moment, I realize that it never really was your moment making the whole thing moot
George-Cz> Upon realise you only had an incredibly breif moment, you take a moment to think about what a waste of minutes your life has been.
George-Cz> Your minutes coulda been better spent dude.
George-Cz> Okay, I just requires the CD-key for Windows XP Pro is all.
+Monte_SS> I dont have it
+Monte_SS> Now you cry
George-Cz> Now I take brick to your face
+Monte_SS> I duck and laugh while pointing at you
+Monte_SS> Now its your moment
George-Cz> As you laugh I take a blow torch to your face.
+Monte_SS> No its your moment now, cry
+Monte_SS> I have no face
George-Cz> I stape your eyelids to the floor with a six year old staple gun.
+Monte_SS> How would I have eyelids without having a face?
George-Cz> I built a house on you
+Monte_SS> I had a facechtomy
George-Cz> I had a everythingomy
George-Cz> Your head just pops up beneath the carpet in the house
+Monte_SS> Cheers
George-Cz> We built a fireplace on your head
+Monte_SS> Good likeness I hope
+Monte_SS> Faceless and all
George-Cz> Ahh ... your good fun, but I gotta leave.
+Monte_SS> Night
George-Cz> Night dude.

LoudNProud> well when I was born they took one look at me and slapped my mother
George-Cz> My mom said "aww! little treasure!"
LoudNProud> awww
George-Cz> My dad said "yeah! lets bury it!"

LoudNProud> I wanna make so much money I can hire someone to wipe me ass
George-Cz> Well ...
George-Cz> Hmm ...
LoudNProud> it's not everyone's dream i know
George-Cz> They will make a machine for that first.
George-Cz> I guess they have.
George-Cz> The b-day, whatever in the hell it is called.
George-Cz> My grandad wanted one, but had no space for it, between his toilet and his, err ... wall.
George-Cz> damn the wall ... push!!!
George-Cz> They are built to last you know, walls.
LoudNProud> for me it's not the act...more like if I have so much cash that I can get someone to do the worst job known to man mean Ive made it
George-Cz> What is his professional job description?
LoudNProud> I like self vindication by means of denegrading others
LoudNProud> pooper scooper?
George-Cz> He goes to one of those "well, what do you do?" kinda parties. What does the guy tell 'em?
George-Cz> Haha, would I just love to tell 'em that.
George-Cz> "Well, I'm in a transitional period right now, but a pooper scooper is my full-time occupation".
LoudNProud> LOL
LoudNProud> ...or a remote managerial sanitary engineer

George-Cz> Where you from?
George-Cz> Silicon Valley?
LoudNProud> it's just you me and a whole list of bots
LoudNProud> nope - uk - midlands
George-Cz> Yeah, those bots. My toaster can relate.
George-Cz> My toaster has a reheat button.
George-Cz> Christ, like I'm too busy to butter toast.

LoudNProud> so is this what they call an uncomfortable silence?
* LoudNProud takes the opportunity to stare at an un-scrolling screen
George-Cz> Sorry ..
George-Cz> Hold on ..
George-Cz> I'll think of somethin'...
LoudNProud> lol
LoudNProud> you're a trooper George-Cz
George-Cz> Okay, umm ...
George-Cz> Girl ... take their clothes off ... we'll take it from there.
LoudNProud> lol
* LoudNProud is astounded but doesnt say anything to the contrary

George-Cz> Okay, is Veronicka a bot or what?
Veronicka> noo
Veronicka> why
LoudNProud> too smart for a bot
George-Cz> You reply before I ask the question.

LoudNProud> all I get on msn is spam
LoudNProud> I get loads of it...even from my mother

Veronicka> i remember the days of the irc when it used to be fun
LoudNProud> probably through rose tinted glasses Veronicka
Veronicka> when everyone would be like advertising "hi im 5'7 and 17 and seeking for hot boys"
Veronicka> those were the days...
Veronicka> :-/
Veronicka> and asking asl and stuff
LoudNProud> irc has always been a little dull for me but strangely hard to stop
Veronicka> that was fun
George-Cz> ASL ... of all the annoyances of IRC!
Veronicka> and when hot people used to get online
LoudNProud> hello Veronicka - Im 5'7, nearly 17 (give or take 2 decades) and seeking a hotter climate

George-Cz> Do you have fifteen fingers on your left hand?
@Nikina> Yes, but they're not all mine.

nowhereman> anyone could guess that ý m a turk?
@Nikina> Yes.
nowhereman> ý told you
@Nikina> You dýdn't need to.

@Nikina> I don't clean sharks. Do pay attention.
nowhereman> ý do
@Nikina> I can sleep soundly despite knowing that the oceans contain dirty sharks.

* tunafishb gives raul a sack of delicious golden potatoes
raul_c> yay!!!
raul_c> my dream came true!!!
tunafishb> see...potato dreams can come true :)
raul_c> of course
raul_c> are golden potatoes eatible?
@Benway> 22 carrat ones probably aren't
@Benway> though 22 carrots would be
raul_c> thought so...
raul_c> potatowise...
@Benway> carrotwise
raul_c> that too

* Wibble sets mode: +v kzar
+kzar> wow
+HangMan> hehe
+kzar> with this + I`m lookin` like an ambulance
+kzar> all I need now is the red lamp

Chamber> evening all
boblet> ello mr chamber
boblet> did you remember your pot?
Chamber> no dam I'll have to go get it
boblet> eeep
+Baggy> and I thought England was a drug free zone

+Pr3feratA> arryana you`te a spammer ;)
@Benway> more like spanner
@Benway> adjustable wench, even
@Nikina> You missed out the r.
+Zanatos`> wheel nuts
* @arryana clatters
@Benway> no I didn't
+Meerkat> <---locking wheel nut
@Nikina> <-- steam-driven sprocket fangler
@Benway> that' sounds quite.... ummm... excuse me a moment
+Zanatos`> ive got some nut lock, if anyones interested ?
@Nikina> I'm allergic to nuts.
@Benway> what on earth are you doing in here then?

+ImYourDad> some people have issues
+ImYourDad> others have subscriptions
+ImYourDad> all a matter of degree

FiRe2k> I first I was afraid, I was petrified
FiRe2k> lalalaal
aardvarkx> coward

aardvarkx> the worse thing about watching bitesize at night is it gets more complicated as it goes on
+AnarCKist> and you can't "stop the tape now"
aardvarkx> yeah
aardvarkx> i was watching something about angles
aardvarkx> it started out simple.. this is a triangle.. this is a square..
+Soyburg> and saxons?
aardvarkx> and it suddenly got very complicated
+Soyburg> no circles then?
aardvarkx> yes there were circles
+Soyburg> wohooo
aardvarkx> with triangles inside of them
+Soyburg> doh
+AnarCKist> I've forgotten all about triangles
aardvarkx> they have 3 sides
+AnarCKist> I forget how they affect my daily life
+Soyburg> and the sum of all inner angles of a triangle equals 180°
+AnarCKist> so I end up taking hexagonal sandwiches to work

aardvarkx> i never got into star wars
+Soyburg> I love star wars.
+Verum> the millenium falcon was good
aardvarkx> it seemed a bit hollow to me
+AnarCKist> I don't get it, that hairball pisses me off, and those small carebear pussies pissed me off even more

aardvarkx> yeah, and in terminator 3 why do they send back an older looking terminator
aardvarkx> surely they would all look the same

@II-_-II`> oioi
LoudNProud> hello vertical line vertical line horizontal line....
@II-_-II`> hiya, its pipe pipe hyphen,underscore,hyphen,pipe pipe

(Had to use Is, as pipes dont work on here. Doh!)

+AnarCKist> guy ritchies already left the celeb scene, his wife should take heed
+AnarCKist> as opposed to give head

@BrunoJ> although Benway seems like a nice guy, i will never be domestic with him
* @Benway tells Bruno to hush and go wash the dishes

* @BrunoJ superglues MarielS to the room floor
* +MarielS (~myarse@MarielS.users.undernet.org) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
@Benway> that was just her shoes
@BrunoJ> oops, she moved too quickly
@BrunoJ> ok, next time we get the stockings

lifeafterdiv> please join my new site for divorced or seperated ppl in uk only ! ill give you free gold membership @ www.(editedcozspammersgetnofreepublicityhere.co.uk
raul_cl> i'm not married
lifeafterdiv> get married divorced then join
lifeafterdiv> lol
raul_cl> okay...
raul_cl> note to self: find a wife...
TheBigYin> note to rauk... dont look on irc

* Crlstlan- Who wanna talk ???
TheBigYin> you talk first
raul_cl> may i talk 1st?
+vaishnava> no, let me
+vaishnava> ok i've done it now
+vaishnava> your turn!
raul_cl> i didn't want to anyway...
viziti> can i join?
raul_cl> maybe...

+boblet> yay for random email generation "horsewomen ainuleapfrog romp chicagoflexure"
+boblet> I dunno what that is but I wanna buy tickets for it!

@arryana> this summer will be my 20th anniversary of online chatting.
+boblet> a technological marvel or a vision of pergatory
@arryana> yes.

+boblet> yeah, if you spend all your time on irc you'll end up fat and wierd
* +boblet looks around the channel
+boblet> yup
+boblet> :)

+boblet> I should try to program
+boblet> but I'm only amused by programs that ask you your name, then print rude messages
+RoGone> well this one asks for your name and lets you write a rude message, if that counts
+boblet> yay!
+boblet> that's the more advanced next level
+boblet> after that, we get the program that guesses your name, and says rude things about you at random

+boblet> hey, they aren't bombs, they are freedom bombs!
+bibiosu> ohh silly me..
+boblet> you can have your company make freedom bullets :)
+bibiosu> sorry mr. bush.. you`re bringin` democraty not.. death for all
+bibiosu> me spellin` sux
+bibiosu> anyway with such a hungover i may even go protest in front of the embassy..
+boblet> careful
+boblet> only terrorists protest against the march of freedom!
+bibiosu> ohh you`re right..
+bibiosu> then im bloody terrorist and let them put 500 billions on me head !
+boblet> yay!
+boblet> freedom for all!!!
+bibiosu> ask any iraqi..
+bibiosu> they know
+bibiosu> they have mc`donalds now
+bibiosu> and.. pizza hut too !
+boblet> and starbucks
+boblet> mostly starbucks
+bibiosu> what they could ask for more ?!
+boblet> why! cnn and fox!
+bibiosu> i would`ve die without fox
+boblet> indeed
+boblet> you'd never get those good facts
+bibiosu> :))
+bibiosu> bloody idiots..
+boblet> apparently they don't need al jazeera tho
+bibiosu> those liars ?!
+boblet> yeah, they tell lies like "and here's what we filmed yesterday" for example :)
+bibiosu> how could they say we`re killin civiliand while we`re usin smart bombs ?!
+boblet> yeah, those smart bombs! they'll even stop at the lights and wait for red
+boblet> well, that was the older generation
+boblet> :)
+bibiosu> :))))
+boblet> "ho ho ho"
+bibiosu> indeed !
+boblet> and they help old ladies across the street
+bibiosu> do we export christmas spirit too ?!
+boblet> of course, if they are evil old ladies, they then blow them up
+boblet> and now everyone is free to use the street any day of the week! that's real freedom!
+bibiosu> :))
+boblet> yay

MarsX> i thought irc was more funny
MarsX> it's boring actually
[Me]> i'm a bit disapointed
[Me]> nobody talks
sikvic> not if u mak it funny
Elmore> lower ur expectations
Elmore> and all will be fine

@Nikina> Red has always been a warning colour for most animals, because you don't get very much red in nature, apart from blood. And if blood is visible, then something is wrong.
@Skaffen> Warning: Beware of the double decker
+Jozephine> lololol...
whiterose> lol
@Skaffen> Alert! Postbox ahead!

* ross_ wonders why do girls think that the world revolves around them....at least my sis thinks that
@Skaffen> If they were fat enough it would revolve around them

@[Pete]> they chuck telegraph poles :P
@mints> yeh
@mints> they call them cabers
@mints> Tossing the caber
@mints> would be more fun to toss a dwarf but its been banned

* TheBigYin notes he's made the blog again
+Pr3feratA> good for you, now you have something to be proud in life :))
+[Pete]> lol
TheBigYin> if only other life achievements came so easily
+Pr3feratA> you don`t need them anymore, as long as you make blog again and again :)
+Pr3feratA> you`ll become famous :)
+Pr3feratA> you`ll have girls all around ya
TheBigYin> again?
TheBigYin> i was famous once
TheBigYin> in 1994 I had a Usenet post published in Wired Magazine
TheBigYin> it was called 'Get Rich Slowly'

They do blaspheme who say: "Allah is Christ the son of Mary." But said Christ: "O Children of Israel! Worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord." Whoever joins other gods with Allah, Allah will forbid him the Garden, and the Fire will be his abode. There will for the wrongdoers be no one to help.
* azir was kicked by X ((imotion) and on the 8th day.. god sobred up)

* tunafishb was kicked by ImYourDad (potato is dead)
raul_cl> why did u kick potato_guy out?
Skaffen> Because we hate spuds
Skaffen> Several of our channel ops have been inappropriately touched by potatos

(very large flood attack)
tm7uXL2mEkK> hacked team ... hacked team ... hacked team ... hacked team ... hacked team ... hacked team #hacked is back
* tm7uXL2mEkK has left #england
tunafishb> potatowise, of course

bcvbcvbcvbcv> tu es de quebec
+Raffina^> no bcvb..we speak esperanto only here :)
+DiabloSV> i like esperanto, with diet coke
+DiabloSV> and ice

zerocash> anyone like metal
TFB> I like Aluminium.

@BrunoJ> Nikina, no colours, bold, or underline please. they mess up some irc clients. (and detract from the conversation)
@Nikina> I didn't!
* @Nikina sulks
@BrunoJ> oops
@Nikina> Don't type in ALL CAPS please, BrunoJ
@Nikina> There.

+Grommett> I need help with burning a DVD
@BrunoJ> do you have a cigarette lighter?

@[Pete]> luck ? whats that ?
@[Pete]> is that what people have who arnt constantly depressed / lonely / bored have ?
Skaffen> You're confusing luck with Prozac, Pete

* +TheBigYin already has a sore throat... i think i've caught shortie's diseases
@arryana> haha
@arryana> out of context, that looks wrong on a number of levels
+TheBigYin> no doubt it'll end up in the blog then

no_pride> well if it wasn't for those bastard perverts.. girl's woudn't carry a weapon
+TBY> language Timothy
no_pride> but actually it depends on the girl if she'll let you talk to her or not
man24au> what weapon do they carry?
man24au> capusican spray?
rog_> petrol driven things
man24au> what's like the latest invention?
no_pride> uuummhhmm..... a lipstick and a sign that says date me
@grandpa1> Chain saws.......
no_pride> lol
man24au> lol...
man24au> dude, that's a masscare.
man24au> damn, that reminds me of the horrific texas movie scenes.
man24au> thx a lot pa!
no_pride> yeah
no_pride> texas chain saw movie is cool
@grandpa1> lol
man24au> cost me a lot of money to have my brain wash and now u've reminded me of that.
rog_> but their couldn't carry a chain saw up the leg of their pants
man24au> crazy movie, i got scared.
no_pride> its a good movie
rog_> for protection i mean
man24au> a mini chainsaw would kill u too.
man24au> like a realy tiny one.
man24au> like those portable fan.
no_pride> yeah
man24au> oh yea, and the sound of it too.
man24au> that's why i'm scared of those council garden workers.
man24au> u don't know how many ppl they've killed and buried.
no_pride> man.. i wish i was leather-face and i want to to use my chain saw of loovvee
no_pride> actually its 72
man24au> go be an SM.
no_pride> 72 unidentified guys, while some couple of courpses just laid there and can't be identified
no_pride> 72 dead bodies
man24au> what?
man24au> what's this about?
no_pride> well thats what i heard
man24au> by council garden workers?
no_pride> ow sorry
man24au> u mean the texas one?
no_pride> lol
no_pride> yeah
man24au> u're joking....!
rog_> it's cos they didn't pay their rates on time, man24

no_pride> actually its true
@ImYourDad> lol
no_pride> and your not my daddy
+ImYourDad> you'd be suprised
TBY> if he was your dad, you could claim a few years worth of xmas and birthday pressies off him
+ImYourDad> after you clean the garage

no_pride> hey.... is the movie alien VS predator really true??....

man24au> how come tuna keeps saying potatoe wise? what does that mean?
^Night_Wolf^> transilvania
tunafishb> transylvania has potato, yes
man24au> what?
man24au> i don't know, but ur pt is?
tunafishb> potatoes, of course
tunafishb> ...potatowise
man24au> right...
tunafishb> like a red potato?
tunafishb> red potatoes are good, yes
man24au> transylvania has red potato, yes
tunafishb> indeed :)
man24au> red potatoes, of course
man24au> ...red potatowise
man24au> i get ya.....
man24au> we're on the same wavelength now.
tunafishb> potatowise?
man24au> it's the next colour of the rainbow now, it's not red anymore.
man24au> it's orange potatoes now.
tunafishb> no such sing
man24au> transylvania has orange potato, yes
man24au> it's nice chatting with u.
tunafishb> no, it doesnt
man24au> potatoe wise or not?

@CelticGem> ok...my husbans is MSN messaging me. Hes only downstairs ffs
+RoGone> gah
+RoGone> tell him to use skype instead :p

Ferrago> Release Belfast, Palestine & Unite Ireland you imperialist murderers.
* arryana sets mode: +b *!*(edited).dsl.pipex.com
* Ferrago was kicked by Wibble (Banned)
@arryana> sorry, i couldnt repress my imperialist murderer nature

* @Beeblbrox resists urge to get psychoanalytical for once
@arryana> well, that's not much fun
@Beeblbrox> psychoanalysis isn't known for it's thrills either
Elmore> why resist
@arryana> well, have it your way.
Elmore> freud found a few thrills didnt he?
* @Beeblbrox doesn't find the thought of getting jiggy with his mum terribly thrilling
@Beeblbrox> although bumping my dad off might speed up my inheritance
+ImYourDad> you are cut off now!

* +TheBigYin is a sucker for a redhead
+TheBigYin> doesnt even have to be real
+Meerkat> what, like a blowup doll ?
+TheBigYin> the hair
+Meerkat> ooohhh right :)

@Nikina> Nikkers? Hmm.
TheBigYin> yeh i wondered when she'd get annoyed for that 'Nikkers' thing
+Meerkat> sounds kinky ish
@Nikina> Sounds pants to me.

@Nikina> 14:40 here
@Nikina> Which is waaaaay past lunch time.
+Meerkat> my clock doesn't have a 14 on it
@Nikina> My clock is big.

* @Nikina dons some dungarees and grabs a banjo
+Meerkat> hahaha you in dungarees?
@Nikina> It'd make me look more like a lesbian than a hillbilly, wouldn't it?
+Meerkat> hahha
@Nikina> I wonder what lesbian hillbillies wear. And their sisters.

+kookychic> sometimes i wish women could have the choice of peeing from the armpit
TheBigYin> i did once
+kookychic> then we dont literally have to find a place to squat
+kookychic> Oh sorry .. did i kill the conversation?
Enola-Gay> not for me - I;m still laffin
@Cycrow> yeah
TheBigYin> no, i was just visualizing you squatting soz
+kookychic> lol
TheBigYin> then lifting your arm

+foxxxie> wanna hear it or am i boring you
TheBigYin> go on
TheBigYin> when you talk you dont notice me looking down your blouse

argentiniang> Hi, someone who wants to chat with an argentinian girl?
MrWizard> nope
MrWizard> dont do argentinian.....sorry :P
@Benway> I would, but I'm busy plucking nose hairs. hate them
+LxLaura> rofl
@Annahhh> nice visual Benway ;)
+LxLaura> I am going to get kicked for laughing
@Annahhh> LxLaura you're going to get laughed for kicking :P
+Verum> lol
+LxLaura> lol
MrWizard> hehehehhehe
* +Verum looks at Laura
* +LxLaura smiles
@Benway> anyone got a pair of long nosed pliars?