Bratz`> ]how long is permanent????

mycow> *hic*
+whiterose> does mycow have anything else ever to say ?
@Benway> he does on occasion
+whiterose> oh
@Benway> I've seen him speak once or twice
+whiterose> me never
mycow> it's your lucky day whiterose.
@Benway> lol
+whiterose> oh hello mycow :))
mycow> hello.
+whiterose> that's nice to see you talking :)
mycow> i also do square dancing... but that's for another time.

* Wibble changes topic to 'For Hot Bunny Sex ask LastChanc for her phone number'
LastChanc> Bugger!

NeoInMexico> i never liked curry at first also but now its my favourite food
Psychonut> that stuff makes yer nose burn
@Nikina> You're not supposed to snort it, Psychonut. Just eat it.

@EvilKing> i had a mate who had his nintendo 64 cromed
* @EvilKing remembers his face the day it arrived
@Nikina> Did he get his face chromed too?

* @EvilKing offers RoBorg a coffie instead of running him thro
+RoBorg> not to be picky, o lord of evil, but might I have tea instead? :p

@EvilKing> Enamorad0 please dont use BOLD or caps
Enamorad0> como quito el BOLD?
@EvilKing> english no bold
boblet> el boldo! no el boldo hehehehe
boblet> sorry
boblet> I'll get me coat
* boblet drops dead
+Psychonut> hehe
boblet> never mind the coat
boblet> just bury me here
boblet> X_X

yuca> maybe anyone here have the queen's cellphone??

keep scoring those goals in cricket!

+Psychonut> oh someone say something
boblet> you know
+Psychonut> 116 people..you'd think someone has something to say
boblet> if we were using the chinese alphabet this could keep us amused for hours
boblet> days
boblet> weeks
boblet> or somethign
+Psychonut> dp they have asci codes ?
boblet> would be probably unicode or something
+Psychonut> doesn't anyone want to do something to the queen or something equally original ?
+Psychonut> someone somewhere must hate us
Skaffen> I hate everyone
+Psychonut> or at least have a controversial opinion we can defend
Skaffen> So if that counts, you're right Psychonut!
+Psychonut> can we work on it Skaffen ?
+Psychonut> turn it in to a moot point
shahid> hello ppl it is me professional cricketer shahid afridi
shahid> anyone interested in talking to m msg m
+Psychonut> no one likes cricket anyway
shahid> boyz need any tip u can count on me
+Psychonut> bored bored bored
+Psychonut> cricket tips ?
+Psychonut> get real
shahid> yea
+Psychonut> out of all the things one doesn't want to come across when one is bored
+Psychonut> is some bloke who wants to harp on aboujt a boring sport
shahid> hurry up ppl i am about to leave in 5 mins
Skaffen> Lets talk about golf instead
Skaffen> Or maybe snooker
Skaffen> OOoo those whacky golfers with their CRRRRRAZY nicknames and MAD clothes
+Psychonut> as one who partakes of the occassional round..I shall be silent
shahid> dont say so pal i even play golf in my free time
+Psychonut> well...I am surrounded by loadsa golf courses
shahid> itz a v int game
Skaffen> playing it is ok
+Psychonut> talking about it is a crime
Skaffen> professional golf and spectating and stupid nicknames... yeeeeeearrrrghhh
shahid> yea well that is kind of true
+Psychonut> when one has finished playing..one shall drink excessively to forget how bad one was
shahid> watching it is the boriest thing ever
+Psychonut> boriest eh
shahid> ok ppl i m leaving
+Psychonut> we will miss you
+Psychonut> not many ppl take you up on the cricket chat ?
shahid> once again it is m shahid afridi professional cricketer
+Psychonut> once again we don't care
shahid> lol
shahid> i dont think many ppl know m in england
+Psychonut> or mebbe this lot aren't cricket fans
+Psychonut> do u have a big fan base in Romania ?
shahid> i have got a big fan base in almost more than holf of world
+Psychonut> yet u still find time to come online
shahid> i made the quickest fifty
shahid> was just getting bored right now so i just did
+Psychonut> a right little del boy ain't ya
shahid> i used to cum online when i was a kid
+Psychonut> err
shahid> abt 6 to 7 years back
+Psychonut> is this something you want to be admitting ?
+Psychonut> and you're a famous cricketer
+Psychonut> one sec..l;emme get the News of The World on the line
+Psychonut> I sense I'm gonna beat your time on the fifty
shahid> ahan
boblet> so cricket
boblet> what's all that about
boblet> there's these dudes
boblet> and like
+Psychonut> Indian Cricketer cums online
boblet> two dudes with "sticks" ?
boblet> and like they run about
boblet> or stand
+Psychonut> mebbe it's more one for the Sport
boblet> and the other guy throws a ball
boblet> what's going on?
boblet> then like, they hit the ball
boblet> or not
boblet> and like some guy runs around
boblet> then he stops
boblet> and it's like "bravo! well played"
Brazil-Boy> Hello Everyone :)
boblet> I don't understand
boblet> hello brazil-boy
boblet> brazil-boy, do you understand cricket?
Brazil-Boy> what does it mean?
+Psychonut> heh
boblet> it's some game where they run about and stuff and hit a ball
shahid> ok ppl i know u ppl arent int in cricket
shahid> so m going off
boblet> good luck shahid!
boblet> keep scoring those goals in cricket!

ASIKSERSERi> /join #havanapeople
+boblet> I'm only joining that if I get a free cigar

dragon01> op
dragon01> op
dragon01> op
dragon01> op
dragon01> o
dragon01> p
dragon01> gfh
dragon01> fd
dragon01> g
dragon01> dfsgg
*** dragon01 has parted #england
+CylonLeader> he was fun

* After8s sets mode: -v CylonLeader
* Wibble sets mode: +v CylonLeader
* After8s sets mode: -v CylonLeader
* Wibble sets mode: +v CylonLeader
* After8s sets mode: -v CylonLeader
* Wibble sets mode: +v CylonLeader
+CylonLeader> ack
* After8s sets mode: -v CylonLeader
* Wibble sets mode: +v CylonLeader
+CylonLeader> i do wish they wouldnt fight over me
+HangMan> james hehe
Psychonut> not much of a leader there James
+CylonLeader> i dunno, have you seen the rest of the team?
Psychonut> what hope for commanding a legion of cylons
+CylonLeader> i get more toast?
Psychonut> i foresee squabbling in the ranks
+CylonLeader> i forsee lots of voice synathis problems
+CylonLeader> and spelling problems too :P
Psychonut> with built in dictionaries i hope
+CylonLeader> too problematic
+CylonLeader> New cylons...now powered by windowsxp
+CylonLeader> gawd help us
+CylonLeader> "by your comm....fatal execption in memory at x37763b4v3345"

+vaishnava> we need a queen eugenie or queen zara
+vaishnava> instead of yet another king william
+DemonGuRu> yeah, Queen Zara on the throne with her sexy knee-high boots - yum!
+vaishnava> queen elizabeth could waer sexy knee-high boots if thats what you want..
+vaishnava> well...green wellingtons anyway
+DemonGuRu> yeurgh!
* +DemonGuRu pukes
+vaishnava> prince charles could wear them too
@Benway> oh please
+DemonGuRu> lol
* @Benway suspects vaish has a hidden kinky side to her. Charles in thigh high wellies eh?
+vaishnava> there is nothing kinky about me at all! i should whip you for saying that

+[Pete]> still got old spice left from last xmas and all that :P
+Mu5tang> lol
+Mu5tang> that stuff stinks
+Mu5tang> yuk
+TheBigYin> it's good if you're chumming while searching for great white sharks
+Mu5tang> hehe
+Psychonut> yer not meant to use it mu5 it's a commodity
+Psychonut> passed from person to person around this time of year
+Mu5tang> eww i dont not since way back in the 80s
+Psychonut> never to be opened
+Mu5tang> yeah its the same bottle too i think
+Mu5tang> passed down over the ages
+TheBigYin> and here i thought for years if i wore it, i'd become a surfer
+Mu5tang> lol
* +[Pete] wonders if the old spice has some sort of ignore pete effect ? :P
+Psychonut> i heard something
maryius> what?
+Psychonut> not sure where it came from ?
maryius> tell
+TheBigYin> a sort of farting noise
maryius> what?
+Psychonut> yup
+Mu5tang> bells?
+[Pete]> lol

* @kaite passes RoBorg a round tuit
+RoBorg> pffft :p
@kaite> :D
+RoBorg> cheapskate!
@kaite> i like to call it frugal :p
* +RoBorg gives kaite a lump of coal for xmas
@kaite> is it binchotan coal
+RoBorg> it's Welsh coal, all the way from welsh wales
@kaite> can u make it binchotan please
+RoBorg> treasure it as you would treasure any other lump of coal
+RoBorg> you'll get what you're given!
@kaite> i'm picky about my coal!
* +RoBorg 's just bitter about his round tuit
* @kaite nods
@kaite> you should have thought of that before you bought that coal
+RoBorg> I got it cheap
+RoBorg> buy 10 tonnes, get the 11th half price!
@kaite> hey i'm no cheap date
+RoBorg> kaite fiiiiine you can have *two* lumps of coal then
+RoBorg> and the shirt off my back if you want that too!
@kaite> is it clean?

reDDie> anyone here happen to be from canterbury in kent?
+Psychonut> is Faversham close enough ?
reDDie> yea it is..
+Psychonut> ok
reDDie> nut u from faversham?
+Psychonut> nope
+Psychonut> just helping to broaden your search

love^sigh> im the dead guy
@kaite> you've made a remarkable recovery

* TheBigYin has dribbled jam on his tie
+Mu5tang> lol
@kaite> save it for later
+Mu5tang> you're wearing a tie for irc?

manImal> "People like tangibility, but they also understand when they are buying something less tangible. I'd rather have a goat than an iPod."
+Mu5tang> i wouldnt want an iPod but i'm not sure i could make use of a goat either
+Mu5tang> do they spell check?

+Mu5tang> lol pressing 2 on my keyboard doesnt help when i'm on the phone does it
@kaite> haha nope
@kaite> i'm using trying to change the tv channels with my cell phone instead of the remote

+Mu5tang> oh great, so much for ordering online .. thats one screw up
@kaite> uh oh have they run out of what you ordered
+Mu5tang> yeah apparently they've been trying to contact me
TheBigYin> by smoke signal

+Mu5tang> but there hasnt been an emal
manImal> not telepathy then?
@kaite> must have been when you were pressing that 2

manImal> "Prime Minister Tony Blair said it was time to draw a line under the controversy surrounding David Blunkett."
+[Pete]> think he will use a ruler ?

manImal> did I miss something?
* manImal was off making tea
* manImal scrolls up
+Mu5tang> yes, the end of civilisation as we know it
manImal> damn, I hate that

Yugi> who is David?
Yugi> who is David?
Yugi> who is David?
Yugi> who is David?
manImal> he fought Goliath
manImal> small chap
manImal> big rocks

J_Bourne> What did Britons think of the clash between the PM & US President protrayed in the film?
manImal> wazzat?
manImal> which film?
Psychonut> is that the ancient Britons ?
dizzyKelly> J_Bourne DO YA OWN BLOODY HOME WORK!!!!
KittyPurrz> lmao bb
* manImal paints himself blue and runs around shouting at people
J_Bourne> dizzyKelly: I did some googling on the matter and couldn't come up with a satisfactory answer.
* dizzyKelly throws water over manImal we shall have no sillyness here today :P
* KittyPurrz is grouchy and so screams at manImal for shouting in her ear
manImal> sorry just harking back to my ancient briton roots there
KittyPurrz> lol
manImal> apparently we did that a lot
Psychonut> are u asking for a serious opinion for someone who paints themself blue and runs around the place ?

+Grommett> anybody wanna chat to a web designer?
Niedlich> i wanna chat a girl with big tits.
Niedlich> any here?

banditt2005> can someone make me op
+ImYourDad> no
+ImYourDad> I can make me op though
* Wibble sets mode: +o ImYourDad

@Annahhh> [WeAk] do not use colours or bold or all capital letters in this channel
@Annahhh> and speak english please!
@Annahhh> jeesh broke all the main rules in one fell swoop lol
+Monte_SS> Efficient

+EvilKing> microsoft god sued for $275,000,000
CandyStik> god sued microsoft? if i was him i would've taken the lightning bolt option

+DrEvilKing> nyeee one else sane in here?
@kaite> nope
+DrEvilKing> ahhh
+DrEvilKing> i see its like that is it kaite
@kaite> indeed
* +DrEvilKing shuffels over to the dj box and sticks some status quo on
@Annahhh> sane? that's no fun
@Annahhh> sane is SO yesterday :P
+DrEvilKing> i know thats why i stuck the status quo on for

flashingg> sunderland anyone?
CandyStik> no thanks, you can keep it

^rule^> linkin park 4 ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
@Nikina> Until they split up, that is.
+boblet> or like drown
+boblet> or fall down a mineshaft and skippy refuses to rescue them because little jimmy went and fell down another bloody well and skippy has had enough
ph0be> skippy was a hero he would rescue you no matter how many mineshafts you fell down.

* farhan_22m Quit (Quit)
+TheBigYin> farhan away
+FKAD18> hm
+TheBigYin> good movie, Mel Gibson

* foreverlove was kicked by Cycrow (Foul Language Kick (BaNnEd) (Kicks:9952))
@Benway> y'know
@Benway> I think he just proved pavlov wrong
* +TheBigYin salivates
@Benway> hehe
@Benway> hey
@Benway> I hadn't rung the bell yet
+TheBigYin> i saw your finger move

* uk_sharon has joined #england
* uk_sharon ( Quit (Quit)
@[Pete]> heya sharon :-)
@[Pete]> byes sharon :P
+boblet> heh
+whiterose> lol
+boblet> classy technique pete :)

CelticGem^> We all speak like the queen....innit

tunafishb> alkaline food, quite healthy
tunafishb> high in vitamin C, Bs, and fiber
sociology> like french fries?
symina^^> don't think so
+RoGone> I think you're high in vitamin BS, tunafish..

sasaf> how can i speak english? i think very bad
tunafishb> just say potato
sociology> why are you addicted to potatoes?
tunafishb> no additction
tunafishb> intrique
tunafishb> potatowise
sociology> nice 1
tunafishb> 1 potato is nice
tunafishb> 2 is nicer though
tunafishb> potatowise, of course

sasaf> what s the time in england
sasaf> now
tunafishb> potato time
tunafishb> always
@MrL22> 07:47:56
RoGone> 07:48 or 05:48 depending on which clock i look at

hmf> well in one word : i'm french
+Phaedrus-> That's 2 words ;-)

+RoBorg> I was a complete geek till I lost my left leg in a freak overclocking accident

NeoUk> whats the fastest way of getting rid of a cold
+boblet> dynamite

Hitler attacks intimate dryness with napoleon riding llamas in the worlds greatest buildings supervised by train accident investigators: miami

* @Nikina staples boblet to the ceiling fan
* @Benway turns the speed up to max
@Nikina> Ever seen the rejected Nokia advert that has a cat caught on a ceiling fan?
* +boblet screams
@Benway> yup... didn't realise it was an advert though
@Nikina> How about the one for Ford Ka that has a cat getting nipped by a sunroof?
@Benway> haven't seen that one
+TheBigYin> that was great
+TheBigYin> i think they got complaints about it
+boblet> ford ka: crumple zone on wheels
@Benway> the worst advert I ever saw... and only once, was on channel 5. Not sure if I can even quote it in here
@Nikina> Oh, go on.
* @kaite gets her trigger finger ready
+TheBigYin> you're an op, you cant get kicked
+TheBigYin> go on
@Benway> was for a feminine cream. Now you know how they usually skirt around the subject, being all tasteful and stuff....
@Nikina> He can get kicked by a senior op though. Wonder if there are any about.
+boblet> well, that's channel 5
@Benway> in this, the woman just looks straight at the camera and says "Do you suffer from vaginal dryness?"
* +boblet is glad he doesn't
* +TheBigYin checks
@Nikina> Oh, I think I've seen that one.
@kaite> lol
@Benway> they must've had some serious complaints, coz I only ever saw it the once
+boblet> heh
+TheBigYin> those kinds of adverts usually have rollerskating and blue water in them
@kaite> they always runs those types of ads here during the morning soap operas
+boblet> you know, it's part of channel 5's license that it has to broadcast filth
+boblet> if they don't they can loose their license :)
+boblet> hehehe
@Benway> damn.... that sport ka ad's evil
@Nikina> Tis a bit.
@Nikina> Ooh, found a website with a load of downloadable adverts on it.
+boblet> wow nikina
+boblet> and I thought I was bored
@Benway> heh
+boblet> I'm suprised nobody has made a channel just of adverts
* Pingubong sends nikina all his junk mail...no download required
@Nikina> Hey, I don't have a hobby.
+boblet> tho I feel after about 10 minutes my head would be putty
@Nikina> They have.
+boblet> which one?
@Nikina> Oh, I don't know. The Advert Channel or summat.
+boblet> heh
@Benway> there's a channel full of nothing but adverts on winamp
+boblet> and lo, did mankind destroy itself buying toasters...
* dizzykell feels the need to ask a silly question again...lol
dizzykell> wots winamp??
+boblet> it's a musak player
+boblet> for playing musak
@Benway> it's like mediaplayer dizzy, but without the MS fisherprice element
dizzykell> ahhh ok...wots winrar do cos i got that yesterday dunno wot it is tho :)
@Nikina> What's that advert with the giant beer-drinking jellyfish? Is it a mobile phone one?
@Benway> winrar is an archiver
+boblet> it's an program for making archives
@Benway> yeah... 3
+boblet> which are not the same as ordinary chives
+boblet> infact
+boblet> they are the evil nemesis of ordinary chives
+boblet> and often chives and archives do battle
+boblet> or something
@Benway> mmm... chives
dizzykell> wots an archive :/
@Benway> compressed file, like a zip
+boblet> archive: it's a glob of stuff for storage
@Benway> nothing to do with jeans and the backs of dresses
+boblet> it's where you put things
+boblet> tho I feel my prior explanation was better
@Benway> indeed
* dizzykell is lost haha
Pingubong> coagulated glob
@Benway> you can never have too many chives related responses
Pingubong> and u were looking for a job ?
+boblet> indeed
+boblet> where would we be without chives
Pingubong> ever considered tech support bob ?
+boblet> I'll tell you
+boblet> chiveless
+boblet> even tho that sounds like a quaint village in dorset
+boblet> it isn't
+boblet> yes, but they won't consider me
+boblet> :)
@Benway> they tend not to be impressed whn you gum up their drives with chives
+boblet> ah, they are just biased
+boblet> against chives
@Benway> indeed. it's shameful
Pingubong> what about dill ?
+boblet> don't we have enough of those already pingubong ?
+boblet> :)
Pingubong> a very energetic dog
@Benway> I've got a couple of episodes of that on video somewhere
+boblet> hmm, energy-dog
* @Nikina imagines bread made with dill, but still in the mixing stage
+boblet> sounds like a drink one would purchase in roppongi
Pingubong> i'm a very friendly lion called parsley
@Nikina> Tsk, rude.

* pornografie was kicked by Wibble (banned: change that vhost please)
+boblet> heh
+boblet> pleasant
@Benway> I read that wrong
+boblet> O_o
@Benway> was wondering what a pornogiraffe is
+boblet> it's a dirty giraffe
+TheBigYin> a giraffe with the spots off
+boblet> and not just it's neck is long
+[Pete]> 5 legs :P
@kaite> they wear stockings and suspenders on their necks
@Benway> heh
+boblet> hahaha
+boblet> oh god
@kaite> and a pair of stilettos on their horns
+boblet> you know there will be a site for that...
@Benway> lol
@kaite> there must be lol
* +boblet types in www.hotgiraffe.com and sees what happens
+TheBigYin> yup
@kaite> i certainly dont fantasize about this on my own
+TheBigYin> if there is a snot porn site, there will be giraffe porn
+boblet> thankfully, no
+boblet> :)
+boblet> hehe
@kaite> i'll look for a news group
+boblet> what about giraffe snot?
@kaite> alt.giraffe.suspenderbelts
+boblet> hmm, "google: Results 1 - 10 of about 1,970 for giraffe snot porn. (0.34 seconds)"
+boblet> well, there you go
@kaite> that just gags me
+TheBigYin> haha
+boblet> no kidding!
@Nikina> Results 1 - 10 of about 12,200 for lemur porn.
+boblet> heh, hot lemurs :)
@Nikina> The very first result is quite disturbing.
+boblet> any of the 12,200 results is disturbing
+TheBigYin> "google: Results 1 - 10 of about 1,765 for giraffe snot gags kaite porn (0.45 seconds)
@Nikina> Hairy eared dwarf lemurs seem rather popular among the weird people.
@kaite> lol TBY
+boblet> those crazy weird people
+boblet> and there perpetual weridness
@Nikina> Results 1 - 10 of about 22 for weird boblet porn
+boblet> pah
+boblet> I'm not weird enough
+boblet> I try damn it
+TheBigYin> no, you're just weird in private. you need to do it online more
@Nikina> Results 1 - 1 of 1 for incredibly weird boblet porn.
+boblet> O_O
+boblet> ok, I got two webcams
+boblet> I'll set them up
+boblet> and walk around naked painting things
hmf> let me see
hmf> :)
+boblet> tho
@kaite> i love billy connolly
+boblet> really, that's been done
+boblet> to death
@kaite> just thought i'd mention that :D
+boblet> so not wierd enough
+boblet> hmm
+boblet> ah, I just realised
+boblet> too much effort
@Nikina> heh, I just looked back at the lemur porn search to see if there were any image results (don't ask). The second text result says "i shall leave you with this final thought: Why in the world would somebody be looking for "Lemur Porn"?!?! "
wreos> lemur?
@Benway> surely most normal people would be looking for llama porn
* Jo-bbiab (~Jo@JustJo.users.undernet.org) has joined #england
@Nikina> It's a small lower primate, wreos.
wreos> ok
@Benway> Jo :)
@Nikina> You're right, Benway: Results 1 - 10 of about 37,900 for llama porn.
@Nikina> That's a lot of naked llamas.
@Benway> heh
+Jo-bbiab> hiya Benway , Nikina :)
+boblet> blimey
+boblet> those randy llamas
@Benway> you're just in time for the llama porn, Jo
+Jo-bbiab> lol
+boblet> "see hot llamas who just don't know when to stop, only $4.95"
+Jo-bbiab> great timing is my forte
@Nikina> "i think this web page is the WORST llama porn web site i have evr witnessed"
@Nikina> That's one of the results.
@Nikina> There are good llama porn sites?
+boblet> llamas man
+boblet> no end to their flexibility
+boblet> carry stuff
@Nikina> With all these llama porn sites, I'm beginning to realise how people know what llama spit tastes like.
+boblet> ride about on them
+boblet> eat them
@Nikina> And, perhaps, also, why it supposedly tastes of yoghurt.
+boblet> and now watch them practice making other llamas
@Benway> yoghurt?
@Nikina> So they say.
+boblet> hmm
+boblet> if you cross a lemur and a llama, what do you get ?
@Benway> a ring tailed sheep on stilts
@Nikina> Results 1 - 10 of about 4,520 for llama matchmaking
+boblet> HAHAH
+boblet> god I can't cope anymore!
+boblet> hehehe
+boblet> "meet marriage minded llamas"
@Nikina> Weird. Quite a lot of the sites are apparently genuine matchmaking sites, which also happen to mention llamas. Particularly llama tracking holidays in Peru.
+boblet> peru, that's a nice safe place for idiotic foreigners to wander around with llamas
@Benway> it's gotta beat walking around with marmalade eating talking teddy bears
@CelticGem> lol
+boblet> hmm, marmalade
@Nikina> Why would someone walk around with marmalade?
@Nikina> And who would eat a talking teddy bear?
@CelticGem> padington
+boblet> Results 1 - 10 of about 29,300 for marmalade porn
+boblet> I guess quite a few folks would :)
@Nikina> Or, how could marmalade eat anything, talking teddy bear or otherwise?

simmy> hy peoples,does anione to no more about dracula? i am from romania
+boblet> draaaaaaaaahhhcuuuuuulaaaaaa
+boblet> only thing I know about dracula, is that it's been done, to death
+boblet> "waiter! this steak is terrible!!" "it's a stake, sir" "Yes, that's what I said"
+TheBigYin> how does he keep his teeth so sharp and white
+boblet> dunno
simmy> he whash them whith colgate
+boblet> guess he's good at the old dental hygiene innit
+TheBigYin> he cant see his teeth in a mirror though
+TheBigYin> he might have some neck stick to the side
+boblet> that's why he has a minion
MeanGuy> He cleans them with MacCleans. And Smiths. And anyone else he can get hold of.
+TheBigYin> heh
simmy> in fact dracula was vlad tepes,a king of romania
+TheBigYin> we know
+TheBigYin> we've all watched Anthony Head
+TheBigYin> or rather he wasn't vlad tepes... dracula the fictional vampire was based roughly on the historical legend
simmy> thath think is not true
+TheBigYin> but is not a real person himself
+boblet> yup
+boblet> vlad was a good ol extreme tribal leader
+boblet> who liked to drink the blood of his dead enemies
+boblet> it was "his style"
+boblet> and supposedly he was very popular with his folks
+boblet> tho not so with his enemies :)
+boblet> hehe
+boblet> anything else we already know you'd like to tell us?
@Benway> heh
simmy> where do you know so much?
@Nikina> Edumacation is your friend.
+boblet> because, we are t3h edumacatiated
+TheBigYin> we have the Discovery Channel simmy
+TheBigYin> we know all
+boblet> we didz fancy book lernin
* +boblet don't have the discovery channel
+TheBigYin> i knew that boblet, there was a programme on the Discovery channel about people with no Discovery channel. pitiful
simmy> ok,bye
@Nikina> I saw that one. It was just after the one about Napoleon, and just before the one about Hitler.
+boblet> heh
+TheBigYin> it was on the same night as The Worlds Greatest Buildings Train Crash Investigator Moments From Danger When Hitler Attacks
@Nikina> heh
@Nikina> I missed that one; I was watching the llama film on Channel 5.
@Benway> did the llama have... umm... dryness?
@Nikina> Yes. Poor thing.
+boblet> hahah
+boblet> that would quite literally be the best tv program ever
+boblet> it wouldn't make much sense
+boblet> but like, quality
@Nikina> ...ever!
+boblet> and educational
+boblet> the worlds greatest buildings train crash investigator moments fromd anger when hitler attacks of course
+boblet> and llamas in it would make it even more compelling
@Nikina> Yeah, the llamas were in the sequel.
+boblet> what?
@Benway> the worlds greatest buildings train crash investigator moments fromd anger when hitler attacks llamas with intimate dryness
+boblet> Even taller buildings with train crash investigator moments on llamas when hitler attacks
@Nikina> And Napoleon too.
+boblet> Hitler attacks intimate dryness with napoleon riding llamas in the worlds greatest buildings supervised by train accident investigators: miami
+boblet> that's the less popular spinoff
+TheBigYin> but since when has mere ratings been an issue for the Discovery Channel
@Nikina> Yah, but it has all those graphic sequences of Nazi llama autopsies.
+boblet> well, if llamas choose to be nazis, that's their business