+TheBigYin> does Pete's head count as using colours on channel?

+cmnthief> gads i love this channel, never a dull moment here :D
* Skaffen thinks cmnthief's stimulation threshold is quite low
+Karl^> wrong wimdow cmnthief ?
+cmnthief> lol well, i take what i can get ;)

@Nikina> Just imagine having IRC projected onto a cinema screen. It'd be hellish.
@Nikina> Especially when they flood with horrible colours.
BiggBizz> hehehe yeah
+CKmeister> this film has been rated U for unwatchable

[Pete]> morning
Lynn75> good evening in here
Nikina> It's the middle of the night here.
[Pete]> morning :P
Nikina> Well, it would be if I'd typed that eight hours ago.
[Pete]> it may be bloody foggy but it aint dark enough to be night
Nikina> That's not fog. Your kitchen is on fire.
[Pete]> ah
[Pete]> must be the cheese from under thte cooker
Nikina> Mm, ancient cheese.
Nikina> The civilisation that's evolved on it must have discovered fire. The wheel is next, and before you know it they'll be riding out to invade your wardrobe.
[Pete]> na i peed in there when i came home drunk on saturday :P
[Pete]> thought it was the toilet :/
Nikina> Oh, they'll have boats to cross the Ocean Of Beer.
Nikina> Your shoes will be outposts of the Emmenthaler Empire.
[Pete]> nah they r holy :P

+TheBigYin> by eck as like, Mr Erriot.... t'internet t'otehr night... by eck

@Benway> sorry NeedAMan, I already have a girlfriend.... and I don't do asl
gorki> lol
gorki> he don't *do* asl
gorki> :p
@Benway> it's simply not polite, old chap
+Karl^> look, us oldies are a little embarrassed about our advancing years, so we choose not to 'do' asl :p
* +Karl^ laughs
@Benway> innit :)
gorki> nuts to that! you should be proud of your acquired wisdom and the years that brought it :p
+TheBigYin> i remember telling people i dont do asl in 1994
+Karl^> very PC, lol
+TheBigYin> i hoped it would have died out by now
* @Benway plays the Hovis music
@Benway> "When I were a lad...."
+TheBigYin> i used to lpay that on the trumpet when i were a lad
+Karl^> they'd invented Hovis then Ben ??
@Benway> ummm
@Benway> shhh
+TheBigYin> new world symphony it's called

+boblet> lets get married! and start a shrimp farm!

+TheBigYin> i think micu was speaking english, he was just abbreviating wildly

+bjorkman> i need to make a brochure for a shower which they sell
+boblet> I'm not too hot on the old graphic design man
LouKayaNn> how about:"have you washed your head 2day? and in a picture a bold man whiping his head and leaving thick dust on it?
+bjorkman> he he
@Nikina> Hmm, autocephalic flagellation.
+bjorkman> mmm.....
+bjorkman> what does that mean Nikki?
@Nikina> Whipping one's own head.

LouKayaNn> dose anyone know what everton did last game?
+bjorkman> No
@Benway> they kicked a ball around... probably
@Nikina> They probably played football or summat, LouKayaNn.
LouKayaNn> :P
+boblet> I believe they all fell down a mineshaft and were incinerated by some kind of death-ray
LouKayaNn> that was not the quest
+bjorkman> he he :)
LouKayaNn> boblet u r scaring me more than usual
@Nikina> Damn, and I missed Match of the Day.
+boblet> sorry man
+boblet> I'll put my paper bag back on

ChamuR> My 2nd question) What could your local supermarket do other than offer low prices or price discounts to win your business (delight you) and still maintain a high profit margin?
+BahHumbug> Crack
@Benway> it would lock the doors so no customers can leave
@Benway> and handcuff everyone to their trolly
+BahHumbug> if my local supermarket had an offer of feeding the staff to lions i'd be very happy indeed
@grandpa1> Cheerful service is paramount !!!
ChamuR> and you all think u'r funny?
+BahHumbug> yes
@arryana> the floors could be made of grass
@arryana> that'd be pleasant
+BahHumbug> ooh
+BahHumbug> there could be cows in there too
@Benway> we may not think we're funny, but many of us do believe you should do your own homework
@grandpa1> ChamuR...This is not meant to be a Business College.....
ChamuR> I did but I need different ideas
@Benway> that's not our job, nor why we come here
+BahHumbug> we have offered many of those
* +Karl^ never had IRCers to do his homework - maybe that's why I never passed everything!!
@arryana> they should pass out blankets at the frozen food section.
@arryana> chandeliers....
@arryana> or
@CelticGem> lol
@arryana> perhaps the carts should be scooters
@arryana> motorized
+BahHumbug> what about bumper cars in the deli?
@grandpa1> conveyor belts ???
@Benway> the people on the checkouts could wear swimwear as a uniform.... though then again...
+Karl^> ewwww Benway
@Benway> hehehehe
@CelticGem> Benway Im gonna suggest that to my manager
@Benway> lol
@arryana> now you're thinking
@arryana> yeah, brilliant
@arryana> how about rotating shelves?
@arryana> like
@arryana> you just sit in one place and the things roll by
+BahHumbug> how bout rotating shelves that fling random food at you
@grandpa1> arryana...and PCs provided ???
@Benway> ah... the generation game, tesco stylee
@CelticGem> lol
@Benway> "cuddly toy.... washing machine... teasmade... er.... cuddly toy..."
+BahHumbug> "can of beans, frozen pizza ummm chicken nuggets?"
+BahHumbug> have we dealt with that nice boys homework yet?

+boblet> don't eat me, I'm young and astoundingly attractive to die
+boblet> no, my mistake, I'm past it and look like something that would scare a tramp
+Meerkat> you'll make a lovely corpse
xime> lol
+boblet> just don't get the urge to fill me with sprouts, as that's undignified
+boblet> again.. dignity?? I really have no idea what I'm talking about and sainsburys orange,.. man powerful

+boblet> it would be worse than santa on prozac at a disneyland hookerfest

Back. Probably. Too many logs to look through, so I'm starting again from today. Sorry about that.