ChamuR> My 2nd question) What could your local supermarket do other than offer low prices or price discounts to win your business (delight you) and still maintain a high profit margin?
+BahHumbug> Crack
@Benway> it would lock the doors so no customers can leave
@Benway> and handcuff everyone to their trolly
+BahHumbug> if my local supermarket had an offer of feeding the staff to lions i'd be very happy indeed
@grandpa1> Cheerful service is paramount !!!
ChamuR> and you all think u'r funny?
+BahHumbug> yes
@arryana> the floors could be made of grass
@arryana> that'd be pleasant
+BahHumbug> ooh
+BahHumbug> there could be cows in there too
@Benway> we may not think we're funny, but many of us do believe you should do your own homework
@grandpa1> ChamuR...This is not meant to be a Business College.....
ChamuR> I did but I need different ideas
@Benway> that's not our job, nor why we come here
+BahHumbug> we have offered many of those
* +Karl^ never had IRCers to do his homework - maybe that's why I never passed everything!!
@arryana> they should pass out blankets at the frozen food section.
@arryana> chandeliers....
@arryana> or
@CelticGem> lol
@arryana> perhaps the carts should be scooters
@arryana> motorized
+BahHumbug> what about bumper cars in the deli?
@grandpa1> conveyor belts ???
@Benway> the people on the checkouts could wear swimwear as a uniform.... though then again...
+Karl^> ewwww Benway
@Benway> hehehehe
@CelticGem> Benway Im gonna suggest that to my manager
@Benway> lol
@arryana> now you're thinking
@arryana> yeah, brilliant
@arryana> how about rotating shelves?
@arryana> like
@arryana> you just sit in one place and the things roll by
+BahHumbug> how bout rotating shelves that fling random food at you
@grandpa1> arryana...and PCs provided ???
@Benway> ah... the generation game, tesco stylee
@CelticGem> lol
@Benway> "cuddly toy.... washing machine... teasmade... er.... cuddly toy..."
+BahHumbug> "can of beans, frozen pizza ummm chicken nuggets?"
+BahHumbug> have we dealt with that nice boys homework yet?