Friday, January 07, 2005

Sportsmanlike Hunting With Tactical Nukes

@Benway> so
@Benway> that grass out there
@Benway> very green
* @Benway watches
+BellyJaby> can u even see grass Benway/
@Benway> no, but that's beside the point
+BellyJaby> hjehe
+BellyJaby> tlsak bout somethin else then
+BellyJaby> :)
@Benway> that would require me to think. A most unfair expectation
@Cycrow> talk about sheep
@Benway> sheep are cool. Very versatile. Taste nice... make good jumpers... and have the market on going Baaah completely cornered
+BellyJaby> omg i was gonna ask can u eat sheep
+BellyJaby> how blonde would that have been
+BellyJaby> and im not even blonde
@Cycrow> heheh
@Cycrow> u can eat anything u want
+BellyJaby> actually can u eat sheep??
@Benway> not a whole one
@Cycrow> doesn't mean it will taste nice thou
+BellyJaby> when does a lamb change into a sheep?
@Cycrow> Benway, mutton
@Cycrow> oops
@Cycrow> BellyJaby
@Cycrow> even
@Benway> calls me mutton. Yeash :(
@Cycrow> hehe
@Benway> didn't think i dress that bad
+BellyJaby> hehe
+BellyJaby> no wait...
+BellyJaby> im being serious!!
@Cycrow> u do on fridays
+BellyJaby> can u eat sheep or just lamb?
@Benway> shh. Friday's a secret
@Cycrow> u can eat nutton
@Cycrow> mutton
+BellyJaby> ??
@Cycrow> its what they call the meat from sheep
kath5> oh lambs are those lovely sweet bouncy creatures
+BellyJaby> oh k :)
+BellyJaby> soz ;)
kath5> that we kill in infancy and eat them with mint sauce
+BellyJaby> but u never see it on the menu?:)
kath5> dont wanna make anyone feel like a murderer or nuffink
@Cycrow> i saw it in kwiksave today
RoBorg> that's because mutton is tough heh
@Benway> "whats on the menu tonight then waiter?" "Dead cute fluffy baby sheep, maam"
kath5> hehe
@Cycrow> i like lamb
@Cycrow> :)
@Benway> so do I. Had it for tea tonight
+BellyJaby> me too
+BellyJaby> and duck
kath5> no dead baby lambs on your conscience then Benway;)
+BellyJaby> yum
@Cycrow> i had lamb steaks yesterday
+cmnthief> the ones i ate were already dead
@Cycrow> we dont kill the lambs kaite
@Cycrow> Karl^
@Cycrow> kath5
@Cycrow> damn that tab key
@Cycrow> we just eat them
kath5> :)
@Benway> yeah. They die of natural causes just at the right moment. Assuming you can call a high velocity pellet natural
+cmnthief> i was hunting a the supermarket, spotted a leg of lamb there
kath5> yeah complete accident Im sure ben
@Cycrow> there coming right for us
@Benway> haha
@Benway> south park
@EvilKing> Benway ya can call it natural it frightened the life out of em
@Cycrow> aye
@Cycrow> :)
* @Benway cracks up just remembering that scene
@Benway> cute little bunny or whatever, and they do it with a bazooka
+cmnthief> it'd be more fun using hand grenades to kill lambs, im sure
@Cycrow> they used machine guns too
@Benway> meh. Where's the sport in killing defenseless animals at such short range?
@Benway> use an icbm
@Cycrow> hehe
@Cycrow> tactical nuke for hunting

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